Stressed Express - Ugly Christmas Crewneck
Stressed Express - Ugly Christmas Crewneck
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All aboard the Stressed Express! This intentionally “ugly sweater” crewneck captures the true spirit of the holidays — festive chaos, caffeine, and mild emotional exhaustion wrapped in one cozy package.
Product Features
Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for comfortable, everyday wear
Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs and waistband
Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Ethically Made – Constructed with sustainable and responsibly sourced materials
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
Tumble dry low
Do not iron or dry clean
Not everyone’s riding the Polar Express — some of us are just trying to keep it on the tracks till New Year’s.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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