Dear Santa I Can Explain (but it's a lot) Ugly Christmas Crewneck

For those of us who have reasons — this crewneck gets it. Whether you’re a teacher, therapist, or just someone doing their best to stay on the nice list, the “Dear Santa, I Can Explain (but it’s a lot)” design brings the perfect mix of festive and frazzled. Cozy, witty, and a little too relatable — it’s the ideal uniform for wrapping gifts, grading papers, or reflecting on your life choices with hot cocoa in hand.

Product Features:

Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for comfortable, everyday wear

Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs and waistband

Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Ethically Made – Constructed with sustainable and responsibly sourced materials

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

Tumble dry low

Do not iron or dry clean

Honestly, Santa… it’s been a year.