Existential Crisis Ticket Vinyl Decal

Punch your one-way ticket to existential dread with this Existential Crisis Ticket vinyl decal. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or any surface that needs a bit of dark humor, this sticker is a subtle nod to the daily struggle of "What am I doing with my life?"

Details:

• Made from high-quality white vinyl with a satin finish
• Features a 1/8" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border for easy peeling
• Built to last: water, scratch, and UV resistant (because existential crises happen rain or shine)
• Removable adhesive leaves no residue — unlike your internal crises
• Made in the USA

Stick it where it counts — and remind yourself that it’s okay to laugh through the spiral.