Holly Jolly and Highly Overstimulated Crewneck

Some of us love Christmas — but also need noise-canceling headphones to survive it. This crewneck is for the festive introverts, the holiday helpers, and anyone who’s been personally victimized by bright lights, loud music, and small talk at family gatherings. Soft, cozy, and unapologetically honest — it’s your official uniform for staying merry and mildly overwhelmed.

Product Features:

Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for comfortable, everyday wear

Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs and waistband

Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Ethically Made – Constructed with sustainable and responsibly sourced materials

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

Tumble dry low

Do not iron or dry clean