Anxiety Express Champion Sweatshirt

All aboard the Anxiety Express—next stop, overthinking every holiday interaction! This Champion sweatshirt is the perfect blend of cozy comfort and relatable humor for the season of stress, social obligations, and endless to-do lists. Made with Champion’s Double Dry® technology, it keeps you warm while you spiral into festive chaos.

Crafted from a soft cotton/polyester blend, this sweatshirt is as comforting as a warm hug (but without the small talk). Featuring the iconic "C" logo on the sleeve, it’s a subtle nod to quality and style—even if you’re too busy worrying about the seating chart to notice.

Features:

• Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a soft, durable feel.
• Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² or 310 g/m²) for staying cozy through all your holiday meltdowns.
• Fit: Regular fit—perfect for layering over all that seasonal tension.
• Eco-Friendly: Made with 5% recycled polyester, because saving the planet helps ease some of the existential dread.
• Signature Style: Sewn-in label and the iconic "C" logo on the left sleeve for a touch of timeless flair.

Whether you're wrapping gifts, dodging small talk, or just silently panicking, this sweatshirt is your trusty sidekick for navigating the holiday chaos in comfort and style. 🎄