I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch Unisex Bella+Canvas Tee

Meet your new go-to tee: the "I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch" Unisex Bella+Canvas Tee. Designed for comfort and durability, this sarcastic statement piece is perfect for anyone who’s unapologetically themselves (with or without caffeine).

• Material:
  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²).
  • Fabric blends available for Ash, Heather Prism, and other select colors to suit your style.
• Fit & Style:
  • Retail fit with a crew neckline for a classic yet modern look that’s perfect for casual or semi-formal settings.
  • Ribbed knit collars and tapered shoulders for enhanced shaping and a flattering fit.
  • Tear-away label ensures itch-free comfort.
• Features:
  • Dual side seams keep the garment’s shape wear after wear.
  • Bella+Canvas commitment to ethical and sustainable production: made in humane, no-sweatshop conditions and Platinum WRAP certified.

Whether you’re sipping your first coffee of the day or letting the world know that caffeine isn’t a miracle worker, this tee has you covered—in comfort and attitude.

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