Finally, a diploma you didn’t have to pay off—just emotionally detach for four years and voilà! This Disassociates Degree crewneck is for the mentally checked-out overachiever who still somehow gets things done. Featuring clean collegiate-style lettering and unapologetic vibes, it’s perfect for lounging, overthinking, or staring into the void in style.
Product Features:
✔ Ultra-Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for peak comfort during emotional exits.
✔ Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck design with ribbed cuffs and waistband—basically the valedictorian of comfort.
✔ No Itchy Seams – Includes a smooth tear-away label so nothing pulls you back into reality.
✔ Ethically Made – Crafted with sustainable, responsibly sourced materials, because even dissociation can be eco-conscious.
🎓 Honor roll? No. Honorably rolled under a weighted blanket.
💀 Mentally absent. Fashionably present
