I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still A B*tch Tote

For those days when caffeine isn’t enough for your personality overhaul. This sturdy canvas tote says what we’re all thinking — “I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch.” Perfect for your daily caffeine run, therapy notes, or emotional support snacks.

Product Features:

Made with 100% polyester, ensuring durability and a lightweight feel for everyday use

Features a non-woven laminate lining for easy cleaning and added durability

Offered in 3 sizes, all with a spacious compartment to carry your essentials

Sturdy cotton handles provide comfortable carrying options
Care instructions:
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.