Anxiety Express Crewneck

All aboard the Anxiety Express—where the cocoa is lukewarm, the vibes are chaotic, and overthinking is complimentary. 🎄🚂 This holiday crewneck features an ugly-sweater-style design with just the right amount of mental spiral. Cozy enough to curl up in, bold enough to wear to your next holiday meltdown—I mean, gathering.

Product Features

• 🎅 Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend for peak comfort and layering

• 😵‍💫 Quirky “ugly sweater” style print made for anxious festivities

• ✨ Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband

• 🌱 Ethically sourced and sustainably made

• 🎁 Makes the perfect gift for your favorite overthinker (or yourself)

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low

• Avoid ironing directly over design