Burnout Express Crewneck

Next Stop: Emotional Exhaustion

All aboard the Burnout Express — where the coffee’s cold, the motivation’s missing, and the next station is Naptown. Whether you're clocking in or emotionally checking out, this cozy crewneck is your official uniform for surviving the holiday chaos (or just another Monday).

Featuring a classic “ugly sweater” design with flames, caffeine cups, and that far-off stare only burnout can bring.

Product Features

• Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend for peak comfort during emotional shutdowns

• Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs & waistband — cozy whether you’re working from bed or just pretending to

• Tear-away label for zero irritation (you’ve got enough of that already)

• Ethically made, therapist-approved*

• Design features: stylized train, holiday flames, and Burnout Express text across the chest

🔥 Pair with your 5th cup of coffee, 0 spoons, and a solid plan to do absolutely nothing.
🎁 Makes a great gift for therapists, mental health professionals, or anyone who’s one Zoom call away from losing it.