Caffeine Express Crewneck

Fueled by espresso, deadlines, and sheer determination. The Caffeine Express crewneck is your holiday season survival gear — equal parts cozy, chaotic, and caffeinated. Designed with a playful ugly-sweater look, it’s perfect for those running on lattes and last nerves.

☕ Details:

Soft, midweight cotton blend for that perfectly “I need a refill” comfort

Unisex fit — pairs well with messy buns and mental breakdowns Professionally printed for long-lasting color (unlike your energy levels)

Ideal for teachers, therapists, night owls, and anyone who considers coffee a coping skill

Because sleep is optional, but coffee is not.