Perfect for therapists, anxious overachievers, or anyone who processes emotions with carbs and sarcasm.
Product Features:
✔ Ultra-Soft & Cozy – Made from a breathable cotton-poly blend so you can meltdown in comfort.
✔ Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck cut with ribbed cuffs and waistband for that just-right cozy vibe.
✔ No Itchy Seams – Includes a smooth tear-away label for max comfort during your emotional bake-off.
✔ Ethically Made – Crafted with sustainable, ethically sourced materials, because mental health matters at every level.
🧁 Because emotional stability is overrated, but cookies never are.
🔥 Now serving: existential dread, lightly toasted.
