Here Lies My Mental Stability Blanket

Officially mourning your grip on reality—but doing it in style. The “Here Lies My Mental Stability” blanket is the perfect blend of cozy chaos and spooky humor, featuring a moody design with a crow perched atop a tombstone. Whether you're dissociating on the couch, spiraling during movie night, or hiding from your responsibilities under a plush layer of denial, this blanket has you covered—literally.

A must-have for mental health professionals, Halloween lovers, and the emotionally unstable (with great taste).

Product Features:

✔ 100% Soft Polyester – Durable, lightweight, and plush enough to bury your feelings in.
✔ Hemmed Edges – For clean lines and long-lasting snuggle sessions.
✔ Advanced Printing – Vibrant, fade-resistant design that captures every dramatic detail.
✔ 2 Sizes Available – Whether you're mildly overwhelmed or fully in meltdown mode.
✔ Quick-Drying & Low Maintenance – Because your blanket shouldn’t require more emotional energy.

Care Instructions:

🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
🚫 No chlorine bleach
🔥 Tumble dry on low
🚫 Do not iron
🚫 Do not dry clean

💀 Because if your mental stability is six feet under, you might as well be comfy.
⚰️ Snuggle up. Shut it down.