Great for therapists, overthinkers, and the emotionally exhausted who like their humor served black—just like their coffee.
Product Features:
✔ Striking Design – Features a crow on a tombstone for peak spooky energy and emotional decay.
✔ Two Sizes – Choose from 11oz or 15oz, depending on the depth of your emotional grave.
✔ Premium Quality – Made with 100% glossy ceramic and a durable ORCA coating for lasting sarcasm.
✔ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you're too tired to hand wash your grief.
Care Instructions:
🧼 Clean in the dishwasher or by hand with warm water and soap—your mental state may be unstable, but your mug doesn’t have to be.
⚰️ RIP to my coping mechanisms.
🐦 Mourn responsibly—with caffeine.
