Hot Mess Express Crewneck

Next stop: chaos, caffeine, and questionable life choices. This “Hot Mess Express” crewneck is your official uniform for surviving the holidays (or honestly, just adulthood). With an intentionally ugly sweater design, it’s equal parts festive and unhinged — just like the season itself.

🔥 Details:

• Soft, mid-weight cotton blend for all-day cozy chaos

• Unisex fit — roomy enough for layers and emotional baggage

• Professionally printed “ugly sweater” pattern that stays bright through every meltdown

• Perfect for teachers, therapists, and anyone whose life is held together by caffeine and delusion

Because not all who wander are lost — some are just running late with a half-cold coffee and great intentions.