Hot Mess Express - Ugly Christmas Crewneck

Next stop: chaos, caffeine, and questionable life choices. This “Hot Mess Express” crewneck is your official uniform for surviving the holidays (or honestly, just adulthood). With an intentionally ugly sweater design, it’s equal parts festive and unhinged — just like the season itself.

Product Features:

Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for comfortable, everyday wear

Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs and waistband

Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Ethically Made – Constructed with sustainable and responsibly sourced materials

Not all who wander are lost — some are just running late with a half-cold coffee and great intentions.

Care Instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults