I Don’t Judge People, It’s Called Psychoanalysis Crewneck

Because it’s not judgment — it’s a professional skill. 🛋️🖤

This unisex heavy-blend crewneck is perfect for mental health professionals, overthinkers, and anyone who knows there’s always more beneath the surface. Cozy, stylish, and packed with just the right amount of dark humor, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while you casually psychoanalyze everyone in your life (no shame).

• Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester) — soft enough to keep you comfy during deep dives into human behavior.
• Classic fit with ribbed knit collar that stays in shape, even after hours of overthinking.
• No itchy side seams, because self-reflection is uncomfortable enough.
• Double-needle stitching for durability through all your people-watching adventures.
• Tear-away label, because unnecessary labels belong in therapy, not your clothes.

Slip it on and remind everyone: It’s not personal — it’s professional.