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I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch Tote

I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch Tote

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For those days when caffeine isn’t enough for your personality overhaul. This sturdy canvas tote says what we’re all thinking — “I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch.” Perfect for your daily caffeine run, therapy notes, or emotional support snacks.

Product Features:

Made with 100% polyester, ensuring durability and a lightweight feel for everyday use

Features a non-woven laminate lining for easy cleaning and added durability

Offered in 3 sizes, all with a spacious compartment to carry your essentials

Sturdy cotton handles provide comfortable carrying options

Care Instructions:

Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

  13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18''
Height, in 13.00 16.00 18.00
Length, in 13.00 16.00 18.00
Width, in 3.00 3.00 3.00
Handle length, in 28.74 28.74 28.74
Handle width, in 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

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