My Spirit Animal Has Rabies Crewneck
My Spirit Animal Has Rabies Crewneck
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Because, honestly, same.
This unisex heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is here to embrace your inner chaos — with just the right amount of dark humor. Perfect for those days when you feel like a feral raccoon digging through life’s dumpster fire, it’s soft, cozy, and durable enough to survive even your wildest meltdowns (no judgment here).
- Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester) for the ultimate comfort-meets-mental-breakdown vibe.
- Classic fit and ribbed crew neckline — perfect for layering when your existential crisis needs a cozy cover.
- No itchy side seams. Because if your spirit animal has rabies, you really don’t need more irritations.
- Double-needle stitching to withstand all your "I'm fine, everything’s fine" moments.
- Tear-away label because scratchy tags? Nope.
Slip it on, unleash your inner chaos, and remember: We’re all just feral creatures doing our best.
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