No Talkie Before Coffee Crewneck

Because mornings are hard, and so are people.

This unisex heavy-blend crewneck is a must-have for anyone who needs caffeine before human interaction. Soft, cozy, and infused with just the right amount of sarcasm, it’s perfect for avoiding awkward small talk until you’ve had your life-giving elixir (aka coffee).

• Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester) that feels like a warm hug — even before your first cup.
• Classic fit with a ribbed knit collar that won’t stretch out, no matter how many mornings you roll out of bed half-asleep.
• No itchy side seams because life’s too short for discomfort before caffeine.
• Double-needle stitching for extra durability, just in case someone tries talking to you too early.
• Tear-away label, because scratchy tags before coffee? Absolutely not.

Pair it with your favorite mug and a death stare for anyone who dares speak before you’re caffeinated. Coffee first. Words later. ☕