Not a Creature Was Stirring Except My Anxiety Crewneck

This Not a Creature Was Stirring... Except My Anxiety crewneck adds a relatable twist to a classic holiday line. Cozy, soft, and just the right amount of honest, it’s perfect for anyone navigating seasonal stress with humor and heart. Whether you’re wrapping gifts, attending holiday parties, or simply trying to stay regulated through the rush, this sweatshirt is here for you.

Ideal for therapists, teachers, mental health advocates, and anxious humans who deserve comfort during the most overstimulating time of the year.

Product Features:

• Ultra-Soft & Cozy – Crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend for warmth and all-day comfort

• Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck style with ribbed cuffs and waistband for a relaxed, casual feel

• Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label to reduce irritation

• Ethically Made – Created using sustainable and responsibly sourced materials

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold on gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron or dry clean