Occasional Adult Crewneck

Because adulting is a part-time gig. 🧩🍷

This unisex heavy-blend crewneck is perfect for those of us who occasionally show up as responsible adults — but only when absolutely necessary. The rest of the time? We're winging it, living on coffee, and hoping no one asks us to explain taxes. Cozy, playful, and full of relatable energy, this sweatshirt says what we're all thinking: Being an adult is overrated.

• Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester) — soft enough to keep you comfy while avoiding your to-do list.
• Classic fit with ribbed knit collar that stays in shape, even when you're emotionally unraveling.
• No itchy side seams, because life’s already irritating enough.
• Double-needle stitching for durability — just in case you accidentally act like an adult more often.
• Tear-away label, because no labels define you — not even “responsible.”

Throw it on, pour a glass of wine (or a cup of coffee), and remember: Adulting is optional.