Panic at the Pumpkin Patch Crewneck

This cozy crewneck captures the perfect storm of fall festivities and full-on freakouts. Featuring a cartoon pumpkin patch in pure panic mode, it’s ideal for anyone who finds corn mazes not that amusing and crowds a little too close for comfort. Whether you’re dodging small talk or just vibing with your seasonal stress, this is the crewneck for your haunted little heart.

Product Features:

• 🧶 Soft & Cozy Fit – Cotton-poly blend for maximum comfort while you're spiraling.

• 👻 Unisex Sizing – Relaxed fit for all bodies and all panic levels.

• 🧼 Tear-Away Label – Because the last thing you need is an itchy neck.

• 🌱 Ethically Made – Sustainably sourced and sweatshop-free.

• 🍂 Perfect for Fall – Pair it with a PSL and avoid eye contact at the pumpkin patch.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Do not bleach or iron design

• Best worn while avoiding responsibilities