Santa's Favorite Existential Crisis - Ugly Christmas Crewneck

Even the jolliest guy at the North Pole has moments of “what’s it all mean?” Wrap yourself in cozy comfort and holiday irony with this cheeky crewneck that’s perfect for anyone who’s ever wondered if the Claus gig is more than just cookies and milk.

Product Features:

Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for comfortable, everyday wear

Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs and waistband

Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Ethically Made – Constructed with sustainable and responsibly sourced materials

Because even Santa deserves to have his deep thoughts — and look good doing it.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults