State of Constant Anxiety Crewneck
State of Constant Anxiety Crewneck
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Nothing says relatable like a stressed-out raccoon. This unisex heavy-blend crewneck is for anyone who feels like their life’s mascot is a raccoon digging through the dumpster of overthinking. Cozy, quirky, and accurate, this sweatshirt perfectly captures the chaos of living in a constant state of anxiety — with a touch of humor and a lot of comfort.
Product Features:
Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester).
Classic fit with ribbed knit collar that stays in shape.
No itchy side seams.
Double-needle stitching for durability.
Tear-away label.
Throw it on, channel your inner raccoon, and remember: You’re not alone in this dumpster fire — we’re all in it together.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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