Stressed Express - Ugly Christmas Crewneck

All aboard the Stressed Express! This intentionally “ugly sweater” crewneck captures the true spirit of the holidays — festive chaos, caffeine, and mild emotional exhaustion wrapped in one cozy package.

Product Features:

Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for comfortable, everyday wear

Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs and waistband

Tag-Free Comfort – Includes a tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Ethically Made – Constructed with sustainable and responsibly sourced materials

Not everyone’s riding the Polar Express — some of us are just trying to keep it on the tracks till New Year’s.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults