Stressed Express Crewneck

All aboard the Stressed Express! This intentionally “ugly sweater” crewneck captures the true spirit of the holidays — festive chaos, caffeine, and mild emotional exhaustion wrapped in one cozy package.

🚂 Details:

• Soft, midweight cotton blend for that lived-in comfort

• Unisex fit — perfect for layering over your seasonal burnout

• Professionally printed “ugly sweater” pattern that’s festive, funny, and fully relatable

• Ideal for work parties, cozy nights in, or when you’re running late again

Because not everyone’s riding the Polar Express — some of us are just trying to keep it on the tracks till New Year’s.