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Thanks for the Childhood Trauma Crewneck

Thanks for the Childhood Trauma Crewneck

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Because laughter is cheaper than therapy. 

This unisex heavy-blend crewneck is for anyone who’s turned their past into dark humor gold. Cozy, soft, and packed with just the right amount of sarcasm, it’s the perfect sweatshirt for embracing your resilience and keeping things light — even when life wasn’t.

  • Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester) — soft enough to soothe your inner child.
  • Classic fit with ribbed knit collar that holds its shape, even when you’re unpacking your baggage.
  • No itchy side seams, because life’s already been uncomfortable enough.
  • Double-needle stitching for durability — because you’re built to last, just like this crewneck.
  • Tear-away label, because scratchy tags? Not part of the healing process.

Slip it on, embrace the dark humor, and remember: You survived it — and now, you can laugh about it.

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