2468 Time to Dissociate Crewneck

Whether you're counting breaths, staring into the void, or just trying to vibe your way through an overstimulating day, this “Time to Dissociate” crewneck has your back (literally). Featuring a skeleton mid-meditation, it’s the perfect combo of dark humor and emotional avoidance—but make it cozy.

For the mentally exhausted, spiritually aligned, and chaotically calm.

Product Features:

✔ Ultra-Soft & Cozy – Crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend for that float-out-of-your-body feel.
✔ Unisex Fit – Classic crewneck with ribbed cuffs and waistband, perfect for zoning out in style.
✔ No Itchy Seams – Includes a smooth tear-away label to keep your existential journey irritation-free.
✔ Ethically Made – Sustainably sourced materials because even dissociation can be eco-conscious.

🌀 Dissociate, but make it fashion.
💀 Namaste… but not really here.