What State Do You Live In? A State of Constant Anxiety Crewneck

Because nothing says relatable like a stressed-out raccoon. 🦝💥

This unisex heavy-blend crewneck is for anyone who feels like their life’s mascot is a raccoon digging through the dumpster of overthinking. Cozy, quirky, and hilariously accurate, this sweatshirt perfectly captures the chaos of living in a constant state of anxiety — with a touch of humor and a lot of comfort.

• Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% ethically sourced cotton, 50% polyester) — soft enough to calm your spiraling thoughts.
• Classic fit with ribbed knit collar that stays in shape, even when you feel like falling apart.
• No itchy side seams, because your sweatshirt should never add to your stress.
• Double-needle stitching for durability — perfect for pacing through your anxiety episodes.
• Tear-away label, because scratchy tags are not part of the solution.

Throw it on, channel your inner raccoon, and remember: You’re not alone in this dumpster fire — we’re all in it together.